The perfect Pineapple Bun

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The perfect 菠蘿包 “Bor Lor Bau” (Pineapple Bun)

10 Requirements for the perfect Bor Lor Bau.

(modeled after the Happy Date pineapple bun, which currently sits at #1)

1. Overall presentation: Expert craftmanship. Artisan, no two buns look the same. Large crust had a very natural look of being oven-baked with precision timing: a golden-yellow that isn’t too pale, or burnt. A mild but beckoning glaze with no oily sheen. Crust had good amount of visible crackling resembling a pineapple, and did not look artificial. No giant crevices in crust exposing bun underneath, no holes and imperfections where pieces of crust had fallen off. Appealing dome-shape with great height, no deflation, does not look like a rock. Smells sweet and fresh.

2. Bun texture: Delicate – very, very soft, airy and light, doesn’t feel like you are chewing on and on forever. Not at all doughy or oily.

3. Bun taste: Subtly sweet accompaniment – bun itself doesn’t overpower the crust, but is not flavorless.

4. Crust thickness: Just right – is not super thick, nor “skin-like” and peeling. Consistent throughout (with slight imperfections here and there, avoiding an artificial-feel).

5. Crust moistness: Perfect combination – Not soggy, or disgustingly cakey or powdery dry like a biscuit. Slightly crunchy on the exterior to create the tiniest of “impact” as you bite on it, with a tiny hint of sugary moistness underneath.

6. Crust adherence to bun: Excellent semi-adherence – ie. will only fall off naturally and in small bits where it is disturbed, but resistant to simple touching and lifting. Is not glued to the bun like skin, but also no giant chunks flying off every which way as you eat or hold it, leaving you with a plateful (or lapful) of crust, and a naked bun (big no-no).

7. Crust surface area: Extensive, over 90% – not just a layer of crust slapped on the top, but “dresses” the bun all the way down to the bottom. Minimal bun exposure when sat upright, very impressive. (There is still the tiniest bit of uncovered bun near a bottom ‘corner’ which I like to use to hold my bun as I eat it, perfect.)

8. Crust sweetness: Heavenly – not a mouthful of powdered sugar. Does not induce that overly-sweet headachey feeling. Makes you want to clean up the little crust-crumbs left on your plate.

9. “Bun bite reaction” (That all-important interplay between bun and bun-eater): Mirrored perfection that can’t be beat- After taking a bite, the bite “edges” of the bun immediately depresses to a shape reflecting the very pressure of your bite. The crust reacts similarly but maintains its overall adherence to the bun. This is important as bad buns will simply and too precisely capture the shape of your bite like a mold, while retaining their own internal infrastructure without reflecting the actual pressure of your bite. Below is the perfect bun bite reaction, note – the bun and crust are one:

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10. Freshness: Untouched by plastic trays  freshly baked and served warm. The perfect bun should not come in contact with any plastic or card board before being eaten. It should go directly from metal to ceramic. 

 

A final note: The bun-side experience

1) The Fork: Present, but not used. The way it should be. True pineapple bun experts will know to serve a pineapple bun with a lone fork. What is the purpose of this fork, you ask? Is it for the dainty to spear their buns so they do not have to use their hands (but then, should not a knife be present as well)? On that note, a good bun should always be enjoyed with your hands: If a fork needs to be used (and your hands are clean), that means you didn’t want to touch the bun, as something about it suggested that touching it will leave some kind of nasty, oily residue on your fingers, or will cause the crust to fall off. Neither of which should happen with a good bun. 

No. The real purpose of the fork is for mashing the entire pineapple bun down prior to eating it, such that the bun is manageable and the crust does not fly off as you eat it. (It is not a pretty sight, but it works.) In most cases, whether you employ this method is entirely up to you. (And I suppose a spoon would also do the trick.) However, in the case of the perfect bun, the fork should not be used because 1) as mentioned above, the crust already has excellent adherence, and 2) it would be too big of a heartache to cause such damage to a beautiful bun before eating it. But even if its purpose really is vestigial in the case of the perfect bun, the fork should still be served alongside, as it demonstrates that awareness of a higher-level, expert bun-eating.

 

2) Beverage:  Milk tea. The perfect bun-accompaniment is very smooth Hong Kong-style milk tea, made with condensed milk. Hong Kong-style lemon-tea or Yin Yang (tea-coffee) are also good choices. Do not use water, plain tea (green, black or otherwise), or pop.

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5 Responses

  1. […] a box full of my favorite 菠蘿包 (pineapple buns), and 雞尾包 (cocktail/coconut buns)! Could I? Could I eat it all? […]

  2. I love pineapple buns!

    Happy Date has the best pineapple buns?

    I confess, I’ve never had a freshly baked one! I haven’t had one served on a plate. I’ve only ever had them in plastic bags because I’ve bought them off a plastic tray in a bakery.

    I don’t think I’ve seen it on menus in HK style cafes!

    P.S. Linked to your site… Just chanced upon it right now. Have yet to explore much.

    P.P.S. Noticed your love for bread: know where we can get SOFT CRUST French breads? Want to make po’boys…

  3. Fresh pineapple buns are sooooo much yummier, definitely try it if you have the chance… it’s like freshly baked bread. they only have them at very few HK style cafes here.

    thanks for the link and visit 🙂 I’m going to keep an eye out for soft crust french breads for you…. heheh.

  4. Apparently, LIDO in Richmond is supposed to have really good pineapple buns. 2 people *just* told me right now that I *have* to go there and eat in. And get the buns with butter in the middle.

    I think they were aghast that I’ve been eating my pineapple buns like a “barbarian”. Haha.

    _ts

  5. Yes, LIDO USED to have great pineapple buns. i remember though i went a little while back and they weren’t as great anymore, but maybe it was that batch? still, i think they are still second to happy date’s.

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